A@@ Kicking Part 2

Okay so I didn't finish the last post before I published it so here is the rest of the story.
I decided I couldn't deal with him while driving the car so after we got home I put Justin down for a nap and then tired to talk to him about it. He insisted that his karate teacher had to told him that that was a type of kick and told him that was the name of it. I forgot to mention it to his mom when she got home so the next morning I told her to go ask her son what his feet were for. He gave her the same answer. She came out room and looked at me. I told that he said his karate teacher taught him that. She responded "Well if that is the only bad thing that comes out of karate.(NOT)
She went back to him and asked him again what his feet were for he replied "AXE Kicking" I don't know why you guys keep asking me that. It's a type of kick in karate.

It is safe to ride in the car with him. Please don't keep your kids away. He really is a pretty cool kid, even if you din't always understand what he is saying.

A@@ Kicking

So a couple of months ago my friend and I took our kids to the zoo. We went in one car because it was more fun and easier. On the way home I needed to stop at the grocery store to pick up a few things. Tenecia sat in the car with the kids and when I got back in the car she had a funny look on her face. She asked me what the chances of Evan swearing were. I said I didn't think so (we already went through that when he was two) but would not put anything past him. She told me to ask him what his feet were for. I did. A@@ kicking is the answer I got. Asked again same answer.

Self -Discipline Type

So yesterday I was in the kitchen doing making lunch when Justin walks in and goes and sits in the time-out spot.
Me:Justin what are you doing?
Justin: Sit time -out.
Me: Why?
Justin: Hit Evan with bat.
So I leave him there and finish making lunch and I hear him over there "No hit! Not nice. Hurt People. Naughty! Then he says Got It Tara and gets up and walks away. I guess he has heard that message enough that I don't need to say it anymore. I called him back to the kitchen to ask him why he hit Evan if he knew not to. He looks and at me and hits himself in the head and says "Lost Head Tara.!

Did my twenty-two month old just tell me he hit his brother because he lost his head?

Conversation with Justin

Today while siitting at the pool with Justin while waiting for Evan to finish his swim lesson I had the following conversation with Justin,
Justin: Tara, it's hot.
Me: Yes Justin it is hot.
Justin: Air on please.
Me: Justin we are outside the air conditioning doesn't work outside.
Justin: PLEASE!
The wind starts blowing.
Justin: Thanks air on Tara.(Thanks for turning the air in Tara)
Me: Your welcome.